April302012

The Kinks - Lola
(Davies, 1971)

You have a penis?! Ohhhhh …
January112012

Rod Stewart - Young Turks
Appice/Stewart/Hitchings/Savigar

Take my dick and balls! I’m selling out!

January102012

Michael Jackson - Ben
Black/Sharf

My best friend is a small rat named Benjamin.  If you don’t have sympathy for our connection then you have no heart.  Fuck you.

January92012

Boney M. - Rasputin
Ferian/Jay/Reyam

Little known fact about Rasputin: he was ridiculously well-endowed.  Hung like a horse. Or should I say an Elorshrit.

1PM

Green Day - Longview
Day/Joe/Armstrong

Masturbating, mostly.

December62011

Christmas Holiday

Phil and Wil have been preoccupied with intense writing sessions, this keeping us away from out beloved cliffs. Pending the Christmas season, we’ll be returning with more irreverent summations very soon.

November92011

The Local Natives - “Camera Talk”
(Local Natives, 2010)

Hey guys, this river rafting trip was a really good idea.  So was bringing this weed.  But, uh, is anybody else hearing the camera’s … uh … voice? And it’s the voice of Tony Shalhoub.

12AM

Silversun Pickups - “Lazy Eye”
(Silversun Pickups, 2006)

I was really hoping I’d impress you at this party.  Really wanted to get laid.  Like, “lose my virginity” get laid.  Unfortunately, I am drunk and now my eye is drooping again.  Always happens.  Can’t help it. Dammit.  Shit. 

November72011

Superhumanoids - “Persona”
(Superhumanoids, 2010)

Hey Sheila! How was your summer? Oh, mine? Well, in case you haven’t noticed, I recently went through puberty.  You know, balls dropped, voice lowered—the whole nine.  It’s a pretty big deal.  Shit, I don’t even recognize myself! Do you recognize me? I’m the same guy! It’s me! Cameron! 

Oh, and I forgot to mention that last full moon I got lost in the woods—there was this crazy mist—and I kinda got bitten … It’s no big deal really, just you know, can you padlock me to this wall for the next few hours? Boy am I excited for freshman year!

November52011

LA MUSIC WEEK

Wil and Phil both currently reside in Los Angeles.  As an ode to the city which they currently call home, the upcoming week’s Cliffs Notes will be dedicated to LA bands. Send any suggestions to cliffsnotesforsongs@gmail.com

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